(jang star entertainment) now that i'm in jang star entertainment i'll be able to become a star soon. no! you can't be a star! the best music producer, jang star? nice to meet you. i'm jang star. mr. jang, i want to be a star. - you know who they are, right? / - of course i do. bam and gung!
bam, bam, bam! gung, gung, gung! a dummy from jeonju and a punk from daejeon. i turned these guys into stars! you can tell a star by how they record. pretend you're in the recording studio and show me. yes. i'm ready to start recording. i'll get started now.
no! you can't record! you have no potential to be a star at all. you guys want to show him what recording is? swag! show him. we'll finish this in one go. we have another gig. please play the guide vocals. alright, we're ready. ♪ the hot rhythm makes our heart race ♪
just fix it up on the computer. - good work. / - good work today. what was that? nothing to it. that's all there is to recording. just fix everything up with a computer. let's start your training now. - try singing a song. / - yes. ♪ where ♪
it's nowhere. your vocalization is nowhere. so teach me vocalization. this is our agency's top vocalization trainer with the greatest vocal range. jjaparoti! ouch, my ears! - ouch... / - what are you doing? i didn't hear anything. normal people like you can't hear this. it's the 23rd octave.
what? the class starts now. this vocalization will make people curious and go crazy with curiosity. jjaparoti! ♪ fa, fa, fa, sol, fa, re, do ♪ ♪ fa, fa, fa, sol, fa, re, do ♪ what's that? the thing is... this vocalization makes you crazy curious!
don't you want to know? - i want to learn... / - the second class starts now. this vocalization will make everyone focus. ♪ sol, la, sol, la, fa, re, do ♪ ♪ sol, la, sol, la, fa, re, do ♪ what's that? please take your mask off! nothing to it. this will make everyone focus. geez... you said you'd teach my vocalization! i'm totally screwed.
what did you just say? that i'm totally screwed! a star can't be unrefined. - then teach me... / - our top trainer in manners.... jjanti! hello, i'm the trainer on manners. i'm jjanti. a star must always act classy. you're very classy. such a cool reaction.
let's start class. what do you wish to do once you succeed as a star? i want to go to california in the u.s. oops! california is unclassy! it's not california? california. you have such good pronunciation.
so what do you want to do there? i want to take in that california sun and ride roller skates. roller skate is unclassy! it's not roller skate? roller skate. i've been to california when i was in college. college students are broke. how'd you go? what's that?
used his tuition. that's why he didn't graduate college. and what's that mean? my dad banished me from my family. mr. jang, what is this? what do you mean? you're a star now! (manga teacher) i don't want to be in class. man, what a drag!
so annoying! geez... shoulder throw! half point! - suji... / - of the judo team! it's coming... it's coming... the itis is coming. snore, snore... - what's with her? / - i don't know.
why is she like that? hello. it's me, sunshine! shall we chew on the results of the previous test together? it's.... crunchy, crunchy... and... chew, chew. he's such a creep! the test results are in.
the students of class 3-7... your average score is 10. worst scores in school. oh, it's very embarrassing. so what? yeah! we don't get grades! but don't worry. because you guys are number 1 in my heart. hang in there, girls.
snap out of it. mom, i'm in first place! - i got 1st! / - get it together! suji, do something! number one in your heart is lee suji. oh, it's touching. heart racing. suji!
i fell into his pace... gosh... students, please be quiet! how many languages was that? time to shine again! so let's check the answers on the test. - i don't want to. / - yeah. soyoung, let's pull a prank on the teacher. - yeah! / - okay!
- ta-da! / - oh, yeah! did you bring what i told you to? - i brought the mustard! / - okay! teacher, i bet you're tired. here. have some of this vitamin drink. oh, it's a teacher's favorite. here you go. natural vitamin. i'll make sure you're healthy, teacher.
i totally fell for him. students, time to shine again. so try to do better on the next test. it's... not keeping up with things. let's trip the teacher and make him fall. so if you look at the last passage... oh, it's really dangerous! i'm your airbag. safety first.
(despicable train) passengers, there are zombies infected with the despicable virus on board this train. survivors should move to the front car to be safe. despicable virus? it's tough for college kids to get credentials. but don't try so hard. you'll still be unemployed! so despicable!
if those zombies bite us, we'll become despicable too. we should hurry to the front car! - what do we do? / - can we make it to the front? this man... i saw him on the news. he's the boss of the biggest gang in korea! let's trust this man and go. 1, 2, 3! don't glare at me!
what's with his voice? what gang are you in? i'll take you all out. i survived! what happened? that voice. we can live if we become despicable. - despicable... / - how can we be despicable? then i'll go first. - are you confident? / - yes.
when i'm in the pool, i don't bother looking for a bathroom. i'm that guy. i'm sorry. - sora. / - yeah. - you trust me, right? / - yeah. - i will protect you. / - okay. just believe in me! honey! oh, no! he's been infected!
no! he's not infected! honey, are you okay? i'll wait until you get better. i even waited while you were in the army! i didn't ask you to wait. you waited because you liked me. what do you mean? i'll love you forever, honey. i'm getting sick of you.
i can't even stand watching you eat. honey! you need to become despicable to move up. - i can't do it. / - get it together! think about your boyfriend who turned into a a zombie because of you. alright. you have narrow shoulders! that was weak! be more harsh!
more harsh? remember when you wanted to pick me up at my job and i told you not to? i was embarrassed of your car. how could you pick me up in a korean car? not only that. i was more embarrassed of you. dad, what do we do now? hana, let me think of a plan. dad, let's just run really fast.
no, no. then let's use these as weapons. - i'll figure something out. / - or i'll go get help... would you pipe down? why do you keep butting in? is it your birthday today? alright. we're going to run fast to escape, hana. - alright? get ready. / - yeah. hold on. let me tie my shoes.
dad, are you okay? do i look okay? would you be okay after that fall? you want to try falling too? - i was just worried about... / - be quiet! such a big mouth on a little girl... geez, you were cuter when you couldn't talk. alright, hana. grab only what you need and let’s get out of here.
instant noodles... rice... chopsticks... canned foods... kimchi... toilet paper... water... dad, it's heavy! not as heavy as the burden on the breadwinner.
and i have something big weighing me down! you! he's so despicable! (please go away) i should find one before winter comes. where is my man that will love me? bingo! mr. cutie guy. i'm going to sit here a moment.
how do i get rid of this giant onion bag? can i have some of this pollack? this isn't pollack. it's a back-scratcher. gosh, that's nice. i'll scratch your back for you. i feel like my skin is getting flayed. joke is good! where do you live?
let's have a party at your house. is this the real estate agency? yes, i'd like put my house on the market immediately. i have no home. gosh... then let's go to my house. i've severely underestimated my opponent. she's seeing two moves ahead of me. catch me if you can! gosh!
- i'm drunk... / - that was a poison dart. goodness.... excuse me, please clean up this wild boar. may i help... hey. why is seolhyun passed out here? open your eyes. it's me, zico. zico? don't be ridiculous.
you're very proud woman. but that's okay. i find you charming. who are you? an employee here? i'm a part-timer. i'm working under my dad. goodness... so your dad owns this place? he works part-time on the second floor. i get paid 10 cents more an hour than my dad.
i'm very successful. get lost. i hate simple men like you. you're just a casual partner, you cow! oh, i'm sorry. perhaps i was searching for too instant a love. i've made my decision. i will never close my eyes again. because if i do...
i won't be able to see you! you told her, didn't you? this is the biggest nutbag in my 30 years alive. i'll destroy you. i'll destroy you! i feel like a drink after going bowling. excuse me! bring me a bottle of your most expensive alcohol! oh, luxury guy! you must like bowling.
i love bowling too. are you a gibbon? you sure look like a strong one. this is a bit forward, but can i call you honey? this is a bit forward, but can i call you dad? why are you so mean today? why are you joking around today? you're very funny. your clothes are too tight.
i like you. i want to give you my number! do you really want to die? stop, stop, stop! it's finally time to choose. i've always loved a well-dressed man. i think cutie guy is a better dresser. cutie guy... how far did you pull your pants up?
(the most sensitive people) the company is bankrupt? please give me more time. hello? hello? i'm ruined now... totally ruined! i got a bad haircut. my bangs look terrible! hello, miss. how may i help you?
- why are you smiling? / - pardon? you think my short bangs look funny. no, it's not like that... now my blind date next week will be ruined! ruined? excuse me. were you just talking about me? you made fun of me that my company is ruined! sir... just let it go.
- let it go? / - what? that's right. i let go of both my job and my house! - it's not like... / - i'm too annoyed to eat this. just take this away. yes, okay. i'm sorry. gosh, what a waste. he barely touched it. what do i do with this? - why are you looking at me? / - pardon? i'm not eating that.
- it's not like that... / - just take my order. yes, sure. your order... so what would you like eat? - nothing! i'm here for a beverage! / - oh, yes... - i'll have coffee. / - sure. coffee... i can upgrade your size if you have a coupon. - i'm having the small one! / - okay... why are you suggesting i get the big one? that's just our policy...
- what a strange man... / - alright, alright. geez, what a headache. let's see... let's see, let's see... are you a fortune teller? i am not a shaman! - you're not? / - i'm looking at the menu! "let's see the menu!" then why are you dressed like...
i have my dad's 70th birthday party later! oh, so that's why. i'll have grapefruit juice. grapefruit juice. sure. how'd you know that's our best seller? i didn't find out through fortune telling! it says best seller right here! that's true. alright, alright. one grapefruit juice.
hold on, hold on. are you being possessed? it's just my contact lens! hurry and get me my juice! yes, sure. gosh, what's with all the customers today? geez... - boss. / - hey, wangho. what's going on? things are so crazy now.
what time is it? my cell phone... can you get my cell phone? - am i your personal secretary? / - what? why would you ask me to bring your belongings? come on. it's us. us? oh, since you're the boss, i have to do it? it's just that i lack... lack? that's right, i'm your lackey!
i can't work here anymore! what? you little... you little? you little? i have a name too! song wangho! - geez! / - hey! what's with him? is something wrong with him? - yes! something is wrong with my hair! / - no... why do you keep teasing me?
i did not... geez... - laughing again? / - excuse me? it's that funny to you? no, i didn't... why do you keep smiling? did you eat something that went bad? i didn't eat anything! why are you saying i ate something? what a strange woman!
yes, my bangs look strange! what do you want me to do? oh, come on! you're all eating up time with this! - no... / - why do you keep saying i ate something? i didn't mean that... gosh, i feel like i'm going to collapse! collapse? that's right. my company collapsed! totally bankrupt!
gosh, what's going to happen to my life now? why would you ask me that? geez... i'm so offended i want to leave. look here, owner. - yes? / - yes? not you. that's right! i'm no longer a company owner! my company was swallowed whole! yeah! i swallowed a bunch of food this morning!
is that such a crime? no... please... forget it! go away! i stand seeing you! can't stand seeing me? it's like that? it's like a threw money away! throw money away? my life is in the garbage can too! wow, what's with everyone here?
we should have an exorcism or something. i don't know how to do an exorcism! why? because i am not a shaman! oh, my contact lens again! stop it! forget this! i don't care about you all! just quit it! quit? are you cutting me since i'm your lackey?
i did not... gosh, this is frustrating! yes, you're the boss and i'm the lackey! why you... it's not why you, i'm song wangho! this guy... is so insensitive! (the escape) hello? is this 911? i'm trapped in a tunnel now.
please get here soon. am i going to die like this? it could happen. i should call home. big sis. hello? are you listening? yeah, what? i miss you, sis! stop drinking so much.
no, i didn't drink... what are you doing now? shopping online, why? sis, i'm trapped in a tunnel and my clothes are all torn... oh, this should look good on me. i should join this site. oh, it's nothing. would you be happy if i died?
agree, agree... sis, if anything happens to me, my clothes and belongings... "please leave it at security." are you listening, sis? i'm hanging up. have a good life. hyeonho... hyeonho! yeah, what is it? i'm eating the ice cream in the fridge.
sis, hello? hello? i'm going to kill her... what do i do? what if the tunnel collapses before 911 gets here? what's this? the facilities division for this place. i'll call them. we build them strong. this is jeong seungbin of the facilities division.
the tunnel has collapsed. - the tunnel collapsed? / - yes. how do things look in there? it's filled with dust so i can't see well. - dust? / - yes. - that's the environmental division. / - what? i'll text you the number for that division. no, don't text me... hello? how could he just hang up on me?
environmental division. we keep nature clean. this is lee changho of the environmental division. the tunnel collapsed and it's filled with dust. we've placed respirators in the tunnel. do you see one? i do! but the case won't open. - the case? / - yes.
the facilities division is in charge of the cases. i'll transfer you now. yes, this is jeong seungbin in facilities. i was transferred because the case won't open. - oh, the case? / - yes. there are instructions on the glass of the case. i can't see anything. it's all fogged up. - fog? / - yes. the environmental division is in charge of fog.
- no... / - we use electricity. not fog. - i'll transfer you to the environmental division. / - no. yes, this is lee changho in environmental. the case is all fogged up so i can't put the mask on! oh, a nail? no, i can't put it on. - you'll use a nail? / - no. the facilities division is in charge of nails.
we use masks but not mails. - i'll transfer you now. / - please don't... yes, this is facilities. is there anything else besides the mask? my throat really hurts! - really? / - yes! you mean those mosquitoes that buzz? - i said throat. / - that's on environmental. i'll transfer...
you're a piece of trash. what? trash? the environmental division is also in charge of trash. i'm hanging up! why can't they do their jobs properly? who is this? - hello, is this hong hyeonho? / - yes, that's right! - are you inside? / - yes, i'm inside! is this 911?
i'm here to check your gas meter. you should open the door if you're inside. i checked all the units except for yours. i'm trapped in a tunnel, so i can't get my gas checked! - you're trapped in a tunnel now? / - yes. then i'll come by again tomorrow at 2 to check. no... please check if i'm alive. excuse me. now what do i do? this is nuts...
who's this? can you hear me? can you hear me, hong hyeonho? yes, i do. - can you hear my voice? / - i do! this is lee sanghun the anchor of "tonight news." we're going live in a bit. - i have a few questions for you, hyeonho. / - okay. how long have you been trapped in that tunnel?
around 2 hours. - 2 hours? / - yes. not long enough. it lacks impact. - listen up, hyeonho. / - yes. you've been trapped in the tunnel for a week. that's pretty long. and how old are you, hyeonho? i'm 26. that's too old. i'm saying you're 7.
that's too young. - how about 3 months old? / - no. then you're 7. do you live with your parents? no, i don't live with them. - i love it. / - love what? listen carefully. i'm saying your parents left you. why would my parents leave me?
- is it strange? / - yes. then i'll say you left your parents. that sounds stranger now. where were you off to before the accident? i was on my way to pick up my dry-cleaning. weak. it lacks impact! - listen carefully, hyeonho. / - yes. going to pick up your dry-cleaning is weak. you were on your way to find your birth parents.
why would i look for my parents? i guess you forgot. you left the parents that raised you. don't you remember? i don't remember. you don't remember... then... i'm saying the tunnel accident gave you amnesia. we're going live now.
no, i... the safety of korea has crumbled again. 7-year-old hong hyeonho found himself trapped in a tunnel on his way to find his birth parents. it's time for the nation to step up and save this young boy. hyeonho, are you okay? i'm going to remember everything you guys did to me.
please remember. try to remember! you may have amnesia, but you must remember your parents' faces! - what's with you? / - i hope every government... bureau in korea saves hyeonho as soon as possible so that he can find his parents! and if anyone has anything on hyeonho's parents, please call the number below! forget you!
when am i getting out of here? (knew this would happen) what's going on, director? manager yang, this is bad. i got into a car accident and just drove away. that's a hit and run. if the board finds out about this, they'll never let me be the ceo. what do i do? manager yang.
- you need to help me. / - me? if you take the blame for this i'll make sure you're well taken care of later. really, sir? yes, i promise. thank you. director park. what brings you here, director song? i heard you got into a car accident and drove off.
what are you... oh! that's a misunderstanding. looks like manager yang made a mistake. manager yang, who was it? it was me, sir. hear that? it was him! i knew this would happen! which is why i got him a football club in spain.
messi is coming to my mom's 70th birthday party. tell him to come to our early morning games. this is the memory card for the black box. - prosecutor song. / - yes. this is the evidence. is this for certain? sure. that's the one and only original copy! what are you doing? which is why i got him a private helicopter.
i use it to dry my hair. that's good. i bet it dries fast. so what now? i even have the security footage that shows the accident! - turn it on. / - yes, sir. your face will be seen soon. geez!
which is why i switched it for a scary clip. what now? i got the black box from the car behind as well! - turn it on! / - yes, sir. now you'll get out of your car soon. which is why i released some pigeons. what's this sound? what is this? now what?
you can't tell who it is. get this out of here! look here. yeah, i caused the accident. but so what? you got no proof. everything you said just now has been recorded. what? how can you record me? which is why i hid someone here! which is why i've been recording everything here! once this is revealed, you're finished!
give me that! get in there! close it. throw it. how? i'll go to the police and tell them myself! what? the police? geez, you're making things complicated. i have this sword here to take fools like you out. so long, director song.
which is why i switched that sword with hair! what is this? it's hair... i have another sword, pal. so long... which is why i switched it to chopped noodles! idiot. this won't do. i wasn't going to use this. you made me bring out my gun.
bring me the bullets. which is why i switched the bullets with sausages! what happened to the bullets? enjoy your sausages! darn it, how did this happen? i guess i'll see you at the police station now. you're not going anywhere. i've blocked off all the exits. which is why i made an emergency elevator here!
i can take this out! which is why i made the elevator have no floor! you'll fall if you try to take this. which is why i had a pool built underneath! i can survive even if i fall! which is why i added a shark in the pool. go in here, and you'll get eaten. which is why i made an emergency exit here! i can get out through here!
hey! why isn't this opening? which is why i put a lock on this door which is why i brought a card key! place the card up again. hey, what's wrong with this thing? which is why i made this a bus card reader. you're not getting off. which is why i installed a buzzer here! driver, i'm getting off here!
(large love) hey, minsang. minkyoung! hey, what's all that? and old lady was selling rice rolls nearby so i bought them all. - those old ladies make great rice rolls. / - yeah. let's try one... where'd they all go?
i ate them on the way here. - you bought these right nearby. / - yeah. and in that time... eating all those rice rolls is making me crave sushi. let's hurry and eat. how does that make sense? whatever, let's eat. hello and welcome.
have a seat. what would you like? what should we get? assorted sushi, assorted sushi... udon, pork cutlet, fish roe rice. we'll take those. - everything you just said? / - yes. and i'll have this and this super-sized.
there is no super sizing in sushi. what i meant to say is multiply these. - 16 times 24... / - yes, 384 pieces? yes! you're like a calculator. yes, alright. here are your mini udons. these mini udons are on the house... just a joke.
these are the mini udons. how cute! now this a mini. - so cute. / - these can be your soy sauce dishes. yes, please do that. - this looks great. / - looks good. oh, right. you promised me you'd quit smoking. are you keeping it up?
sure. give me your hand. i want to check. here, here. gosh... - geez! / - ouch! what is it? you had ribs without me? at least i quit smoking. now i want you to quit eating by yourself. my hand is trembling already.
i don't think i can do that... - i have a concern. / - what is it? my mom is upset i didn't visit during the holidays. geez... at least call her. - should i? / - yeah. hi, minkyoung! mom... - your food is here. / - got to go. you just hung up?
it's fine. she heard my voice. here is your sushi. watch your head. great! you guys have one this big? that's actually from a see-saw. - really? / - yes. - this looks great. / - looks yummy. - here's some wasabi. / - yes.
- hold on. / - yes? wasabi... - right. 384 pieces. / - yes. i'll serve you with this. there we go. - some more. / - alright! i'll just leave this here. mister, we get a few more of these boards, right? yes, that's right.
i'm going to a playground to get to more see-saws. see you soon. - this looks great. / - minkyoung. shall we get started? mission start! so here you are. look here. why do you keep following her around? i'll report you to the cops!
yes, go ahead and call 911. there's a fire burning in here. minkyoung saved my life. i was being chased by a gangster. he would've beaten me to death if he caught me, but i hid behind a big wall and survived, that wall was minkyoung's back! i was just on my cell phone. no, minkyoung.
even a passing dog peed on you. i brought something for you. this is the house we'll live together in. i have chicken gizzards. these look great! is that your choice, minkyoung? love is so hard. i love chicken gizzards. what don't you like?
where is the owner? - what the... / - im wooil. im wooil. yes, i'm the owner. may i help you? - mr. im wooil, you've been reported. / - what? you can't sell spoiled food. you're coming with us. what? this is all spoiled? hey! you call yourself a human being? are you insane?
- stop! / - let me go. we're going to collect all the food now. run for your lives! (like a family) hwisun got a job? let's throw him a proper surprise party today. do you have the fireworks and cake ready? - okay! / - i'm home! park hwisun! park hwisun!
i'm so proud of my oldest son! honey, you had a work party today. how was it? the ceo suggested we all speak informally for 5 minutes, but i went on for 10 minutes by myself. - and then what? / - i was fired. gosh! you and your big mouth! you're so chatty for a man! don't be like that, sister-in-law!
he just wants to say what he wants! what's the problem? it just makes me upset. i was going to give you some pocket money once he got his first paycheck. bite down hard. show your teeth and you're dead. gosh, this is bad news. try to cheer up.
dad, give me $500,000 so i can cheer up. why do you need $500,000? you want me to cheer up. i want to buy that company and fire the ceo! pay up! don't just sit there blinking! i'm here, dad. i heard the news. i'm sure you're upset big bro got cut from his job. dad, look at me and try to feel better.
i'll never be fired from work. because i don't plan on getting a job! geez, i'm so proud of you! you hear that, big bro? dad said he's proud of me. stop it, bro! we should try to console big brother. don't feel so sad. things will work out in the end.
as they say, sweet after spitter. spit out a big loogie. auntie, you’re so ignorant! it's not sweet after spitter. it's sweet after bitter! read a book for once! yeonggil, stop yelling at me! - i should bite you! / - what? i want octopus. dad, i want parboiled octopus.
did you hear that, dad? give me $5,000 for parboiled octopus. how does parboiled octopus cost $5,000? i'm not insane! i want to use $4,800 for something else! don't be like that, big bro! don't yell at someone who might graduate from life before soyoung graduates high school!
i'm going to graduate life? stay out of this, dad! you always talk back. hurry and get married! why are you bringing up marriage again? i only go to kids' cafes now so that i won't be called a spinster. why a kids' cafe? you're not even married. i'm on the innocent side.
she used to be pretty when she was young. really, dad? then i'll go back to when i was a baby and show you how adorable i can be. ♪ dad, hang in there, daesung is here ♪ i love you, daddy. what was that about? dad, does your son disgust you? you liked that when i was a kid!
pat me on my butt! you're out of your mind! how did you raise the kids? why do you keep yelling at me? what happened to the junho that was sweet to me? i was sweet? on our first night together, i got close to you and started to kiss you and what did you call me? a leech.
isn't that nice? call me that again. oh, my leech. nothing good happens in this family! only bad things happen! who is it? miss ina. hwisun, the ceo wants to give you another chance, he said to bring you.
no, i don't want to go. - then i will go instead. / - goodness... ♪ if you call, i'll come running ♪ ♪ i definitely will ♪ let's get going. we can take my car. dad! (1 vs. 1) quiz show 1 vs. 1! we have lots of contestants today.
let's meet the first contestant. i'm from l.a. my weight could kill you. i'm kilogram. why do you do that? it's hip hop. don't do that. i said don't do that! here's your first question. this is a symptom that occurs when the diaphragm contracts and it's hard to stop once it starts.
this is the answer. it won't stop. the rising cost of housing leases. what are you saying? you can never seem to save enough to afford a housing lease. ♪ yo, i work harder than anybody ♪ ♪ yet the cost of housing leases get higher ♪ ♪ i really feel the pressure ♪
♪ korea has the worst housing lease policy ♪ why do you keep talking about this stuff? but housing leases have really gotten too high. true. that's why i'm going to go higher. stop that! don't mess around. here's your second question. this is a word used when someone's
clothes or appearance look miserable or poor. here's a hint. it ends in joe. okay. ends in joe. ♪ it's a crime when i go on group blind dates ♪ ♪ it's a crime to show my face ♪ ♪ i'm so sorry, please forgive me ♪
♪ foreigner crimes have gone too far ♪ why did you mention foreigner crimes at the end? i see... i carry something around just in case i run into a foreigner on the street. stop it with the yapping! stop messing around! let's meet the next contestant!
good to see you, il hoseon. your health necklace sure looks nice. yes, my neck needed a little something. hold on... this is a power strip! - what? / - why do you have this? want to try wearing one? - you keep them all. / - oh, yeah. here's your question.
guess the title to the song i'm singing. here we go! ♪ it's really snowing ♪ answer. dandruff. next one! ♪ mom said she didn't like black bean noodles ♪ - answer. pathological liar. / - wrong! this contestant has memorized every wrong answer to be on our show. this is jeong yunho.
nice to meet you. i've memorized these answers 100%. i think i can take the prize money today. that's great. i'll give you a test. this was from last year. an opposition by residents to a proposal for a new development because it is close to them... nimby. amazing.
i really hope you win. we'll start with the easy questions. this is the first one. what's in the air during the full moon? i don't know that one! that wasn't in here! that's because it's so easy! look. if you watch a werewolf movie,
guys look at this and turn into the wolves. what makes them change? a girl that lives alone? no! what are you saying? not that. right. people say i resemble this. what does this look like? oh! a gangster. not that!
not up to par? no! give me one more chance. alright. try to get this second one right. here's the second question. it's about an organism. what shape is a starfish? i don't know that one either! but it's so easy.
how do you not know? what shines in the night sky? oh! a shooting star? - close! just one word! / - shooting? why would you say that? not that. if a person gets hit in the head they see these. hold still! what do you see?
i see myself beating you up! no! get off me! that's as dumb as eating grass! you talking about me? - eat all of that. / - i'll eat quietly. let's meet the next contestant. 1st place is mine. jung haecheol, let's go, go, go! i'll answer everything right. great, haecheol.
please just let me finish before answering. here i go. this is a question about nature. - the wind... / - two-timing. no. let me finish. - to sense wind in advance... / - girlfriend's intuition. no! let me finish. to sense in advance and prevent damages... video call?
hey! stop it. different question. this is about pests. - a mosquito sounds like... / - kim jongkook. - to catch a mosquito... / - tear off his name tag. hey. stop joking around. i'm the top 1% guy on tv. in weight? forget this. let's drop it.
someone's waiting for me in the green room. chinese delivery. hey! i'll pull you apart! - hand-pulled noodles? / - what? you'd better get it together! - the ministry of public safety and security. / - yes! let's meet the last contestant! i go to the hospital these days, i'm lee byeongwon. hello, byeongwon.
what will you do if you win the prize money? i'll go to mojito for a glass of maldives. you've switched them around? what's wrong? - i broke up with my girlfriend. / - gosh... they say a woman's heart is like a reeding blow. blowing reed. i'm going to ask her to give back all my gifts to her. the mondia ring.
- diamond ring? / - mondia ring. diamond ring. - kidding me are you? / - are you kidding me? - kidding me are you? / - what are you doing? i'm massaging your shoulders. just answer the question. this is a traditional dish from nagasaki, japan. it's known for its rich broth and chewy noodles. what is the name of this dish?
i've tried this dish before. answer! chamsaki ponnaga. it's all wrong! switch it around! pongasaki chamna! what on earth are you saying? kidding me are you? - are you kidding me? / - kidding me are you? - people are curious. / - about what?
people, this is not kim junhyun. - this is yoo minsang. / - they all know that! forget this. unlike cameras that use film, what do you call the cameras that have become digitized? i have one of those. gidital camera. what on earth is that?
change it up again! talcamer digina. what is that? - that was wrong? / - all wrong! dang, i was going to sing a song if i won. what song? lim soju's "a glass of changjung." lim changjung's "a glass of soju." ♪ kidding me are you? time for a massage ♪
this has been... - sang minyoo. / - yoo minsang! (movie little television) the camera is rolling. the broadcast has started. hello. we are movie stars lee sanghun... - song yeonggil... / - and song wangho. i bet you're all wondering why three big movie stars are doing this internet broadcast.
whether it's cooking or eating in front of a camera, communicating is huge these days. that's why we prepared a movie that you can communicate with. please post a lot of comments. we'll get started now! a communication movie? totally excited. where did the suspect to this murder go? yeah, you got him?
bring him here now! - get in here! / - let me go! so this is the culprit? it wasn't me! is this a crime drama? i don't think this is appropriate to watch with my kids. this case... where did the bad guy go off to? i sure am curious! did you get him?
you got him? please bring him... nope, nope. everyone, shall we all call in the bad guy together? at the count of 3 we'll all shout, "come out, bad guy!" come out, bad guy! kids! the bad guy is coming now! hey! this guy is...
♪ the biggest mischief-maker in the village ♪ nope! nope! that's a misunderstanding! kindergarten teacher sent 50 moon balloons. 50? thank you! get over here! - dang it... / - sit here. you know how much trouble we went through just to catch you?
what are you talking about? hey, where'd you find him? at gag apartment. that's my apartment complex. the building will lose value now. why that apartment complex? everyone wants to live there! there are no crimes there! gag apartment has a view of hangang
with good schools nearby. plus it's a huge complex with around 3,800 units! perfect for hiding! but still. you don't have a car, how did you even get there? i just took the subway. because gag apartment is very close to the station! a 5-minute walk from the subway station! gag apartment community leader sent 100 moon balloons.
100? thank you! don't i get food? let me eat first. - are you insane? / - hey, stop it. it's going to take long to question him. - order some food. / - alright. we'd like soup and rice. here's your soup and rice. where would you like this? why do they always eat soup and rice
at police stations? i think you have the wrong room. try next door. order something else. come on in. gosh, things have really improved. look at all this. it's you final feast. eat up. how could they give a criminal a catered buffet? - thank you for the food! / - eat up. they're all soup and rice!
unity sent 1,000 moon balloons. - nice job. / - good work. 1,000? thank you! don't accuse me without any evidence! geez... i guess words won't be enough. do you take us for fools? do you? he's only fake hitting him. this isn't realistic at all.
do you take us for fools? do you? come on. so obvious. it didn't even sound real. - get over here. / - what? dang it! they said it has to sound real. take a real hit. man, this has to sound good. you cops think you can get away with anything! you sick son of a... yikes. was he trying to curse during the broadcast?
wow. unbelievable. that's not right. left the room. left the room. left, left, left, left... left the room. hey! they all left because of you! i just wanted to make it realistic. realistic? you went too far! who curses like that on a live broadcast? kim sumi sent 10,000 moon balloons.
10,000? thank you! (can't take it back) - honey. / - yeah. this is a really famous restaurant. i ordered everything in advance. really? you're so thoughtful, sora. this place sure is nice. i get to come here because of you. i'm so happy.
- really? / - yeah. - honey, honey. honey. / - yeah. yeah. yeah. - so... / - yeah. does your heart still race when you see me? got to stay focused! she asks me this once every month! one wrong word and i'll never hear the end of it. - it stopped. / - it stopped? the moment i saw you, my world,
my time and my heart all stopped! don't stop! i don't want you to die! it's beating! you made my heart start beating again. - honey, our food is here. / - here it is. - looks great. / - oh, that looks good. - your chicken breast salad... / - salad... salmon salad and avocado salad. - i have your pizza too. / - oh! pizza! it's spinach pizza.
excuse me... there's no steak? - yes, you ordered steak as well. / - yeah! nice. here's your tofu steak. enjoy. honey, doesn't this look delicious? i want pork spine soup so badly now! yes. i'll be enthusiastic. wow! this looks delicious!
wow... what's this? and what's this stuff? wow, this looks good. honey. - what are you doing? / - what? i haven't taken photos yet! well... you can take them now. you ruined everything! order everything again. no, that's the wrong move!
yes. let her take photos first. sora, should we take some photos first? here i go... honey, make sure you get my face too. - honey. / - yeah? the salad and my face should be shown and the background should look like europe. and use the app so that my new watch and nail art show too.
there. wow, this looks so pretty. am i this ugly? why are you so bad at taking photos? so are you enjoying your food? yes, it's delicious! i really like this tofu steak. you'll enjoy your meal a lot more if you have it with red wine.
oh, really? how much is red wine? we have a diverse selection ranging from $100 to $300. gosh, that's too expensive. right, honey? why is she smiling if it's expensive? she wants me to buy it because it's expensive? or i shouldn't buy it because it's expensive?
yes. i'll just order some. oh. do you guys have a french muscat? - oh, right here. / - then we'll take that. very good choice. women love that wine. - let me get it for you. / - okay. oh, looks like you drank wine with women a lot. huh? you only drink soju with me.
no... oh, so i'm only good enough for soju. you must have another girl you buy wine for. then go meet that wine girl now! no, that won't work. yes. i'll act ignorant. i'm not very familiar with wine. can you recommend one for us? there's one that i like
and i think it would pair well with your food. - shall i bring you that? / - yes, we'll take that. - why didn't you ask me? / - huh? - why would you order wine she likes? / - no... - oh, you're going to drink wine with her? / - no... fine! go enjoy your wine together! that won't work either. yes. i'll just do what sora says. what kind of wine would you like?
sora, you order whatever you want. but it's so expensive. maybe we shouldn't order any. - alright then. no wine for us. / - okay. - aren't you supposed to ask twice? / - huh? - you're so tactless! / - no... you just don't get women! do i have to tell you every single little thing? you'd better stay sharp! i was super focused!
(manly men) hey, man. i heard you were dumped. your girlfriend called you and said, "let's just end this." if my girlfriend calls and says let's end this, does that mean we're broken up? she was just done talking on the phone.
she's very frugal. yeah? how long ago was that? like 6 months ago. it's over if you haven't seen each other in 6 months! if we haven’t met in 6 months, it's over? i haven't seen my grandma since january 1 this year but i didn't see her for chuseok. i guess things are over with me and my grandma.
it's not like that... did you check her social media account? she posted she's 100 days in with a guy. if she posts that on social media, i'm on day 1,000 with her. i win. i beat him. get your head on straight, let's go on a trip or something this weekend. i can't.
i didn't get to go for chuseok, so i'm going to meet my girlfriend's parents this weekend. taehun, i bought this gift see. think i can get a refund? of course not! you always get dumped because you're so selfish. you're right. for my next girlfriend, i'll be totally understanding and accepting.
don't just talk the talk. walk the walk. you always say you'll be accepting. - easy for you to say... / - forget this. i'm out. you never listen to me... bye. i'm going. you can really be accepting with those arms. i could probably accept 8 at once. - you got some eye crust. / - yeah? - can you get it out? / - geez... geez!
oh, better tie my shoes. this is so annoying. what's up? i'm going to dump my girlfriend. why? we went for chinese food together. i ordered fried rice and she ordered noodles and we enjoyed ourselves. i should dump her, right?
she ate my spicy soup that comes with the fried rice. then shouldn't she pay me 20 cents for the soup? that's the humane thing to do. if you ever wore an apron to not get soup on you but it ends up getting on you here. - it always gets on this part. / - true. she swallowed up my soup and i swallowed back tears.
after she had the broth in the soup she said, "the broth is great!" it'd be great if we broke up. i almost said that. i can only laugh in disbelief. oh, so that's why it's a funny soup. is that where the saying comes from? no, it just seems like it. after she had my soup she said,
"honey, the broth is so spicy." do you want me to throw that soup in your face? she cried that the soup was too spicy and my fists wanted to cry. that's it. i'd better go. where? to get my 20 cents or break up with her. time to settle this. - i can't take it. / - alright, man.
geez, what a bunch of losers! two men whining over being dumped by a girl. you've never done that, mister? never! it's over once i break up. i don't even remember the name of my ex! i don't remember my ex's name either now! oh, that's a riot. sinhye! why did you betray me?
why are you so sure that i changed? you change when you remove your makeup too! - mister, are you okay? / - are you okay? fine, fine! don't feel a thing. it's getting late. you boys should get home. it's 12 already. mister... he's really struggling. so what happened?
i asked her for my 20 cents. she said, "you came all the way here for 20 cents? i bet you'd break up with me for a $1." so i angrily said, "you don't know me at all!" that's pretty cool. i told her 50 cents would be plenty. we weren't going to get married. $1 is too much. i'm not heartless. you're the real manly man!
(the demon) this is it. i can sense an incredible evil presence here. - it's a strong presence. / - stay calm. excuse me. i have an appointment at 3. then why are you here alone? shouldn't you have come with 3 people? what the!
it's a demon. it's a middle-aged man demon! come out of him! come out! the demon is out. show us your true form. now! the middle-aged man demon! gosh, that's good. there's some left. what a waste. i should pour some water in.
you finished it! this is how you get every last drop. boy, i feel healthier already. hey... this hospital has a bunch of cool stuff. hold on... isn't this... isn't this an iv? if you get an iv... swag! ♪ our link together ♪ iv sounds like swag.
these are pills. i think these are uppers. uppers. get it? i'm getting angry now. here's a pain relief patch. if i do this the patch will burn. pasta! sounds like the patch will burn! stop it already!
listen up. what do you call a computer a doctor uses? doctor fish. sounds like doctor pc! you're not laughing now... but listen up. if you ever go to a lan center next to a hospital, you'll crack up. - no! / - why are you laughing so hard?
are you a doctor? hilarious! what a relief. i think the demon is gone. - i'll go check. / - be careful. - hey, man. are you okay? / - yes. - lift your head up. / - no. - lift your head up! / - no! blindfold! sounds like no! the demon is back!
hey. you don't look so well. i'll give you chinese medical treatment. sounds like one punch. would you like two? how about three? hey, don't worry about him. you need grape sugar. - alright. / - gosh... here. grape, sugar.
it's grape, sugar. get it together! hey, demon. why are you doing this? you don't know? don't underestimate middle-aged men. you kids put these canopies or whatever up on your beds. we put something up when we sleep too.
hold on! mosquito screens. those fall mosquitoes are scary. this is the middle-aged man canopy! and you kids... you wear these torn jeans exposing your knees. - we like to expose our knees too. / - really? shorts and dress socks!
these are middle-aged man torn jeans! why aren't you laughing? this side is laughing. this side isn't laughing. (serious kingdom) according to the serious records of joseon... during the rule of king serious, it was said that laughter made the nation silly and so the serious era began...
despite laughter being banned in this nation, you dare make the people laugh? i'm going to find the criminal and punish him. - we're innocent, sire! / - be quiet! the mastermind is among you for sure. who is it? sire, it is said that he made people laugh with a korean poem. - a korean poem? / - yes. fine. recite a korean poem.
but make it unfunny and serious. the topic will be things found in the kitchen. you're first. go ahead. alright. i'll do a "safety first" version. "safety first?" yes, i'll do spoon first. alright. let's start with spoon. spoon... it's 5 a.m.
it's already 5 a.m.! my mom will kill me if i bomb the exam today. better sleep for just 2 hours. set alarm for 7. time for some sleep. death from setting alarm to 7 p.m. just hit him. they didn't even play the song for you. we just felt like hitting you for real this time. you in the middle. you're next.
yes. i'll do words that went down in history. - words that went down in history? / - yes. i'll do halibut first. - halibut in your fridge? / - do you have halibut? - i do. / - i'll do halibut. halibut. alright. halibut... otto wichterle invented contact lenses after much research. once he put the lenses in his eyes,
he said something that would go down in history. nobody move! i feel sorry for him. we have a winner! you two should shake hands. good. alright. what word will you use? - i'll do hood. / - hood? yes, i'll do hood.
let's start. hood... ibuka masaru invented earphones for the convenience of future generations. he picked up the earphone he made and said something that would go down in history. these get really tangled. dang... beat this man!
got another one? since i'm so happy from all the laughs, i'll do my third one. - i'll do fork. / - alright. fork... bernard castro never gave up and invented the sofa bed. he lied down on his sofa bed not bad. it's 5 a.m. it's 5 a.m.
beat that guy. yes... as long as i can get some laughs in somehow. you're up last. - i feel pressured. / - i'm sure you do. i'll do the english subtitle version of korean historical dramas being shown in hollywood. very high class humor. i'll do extract.
we all usually have plum extract at home. extract? alright. yes, right next to the halibut. - extract? / - yes. let's start. extract... you all have to help me get my revenge. do not stand out. you act like a passerby and you act like a blind man. you must not stand out.
extract... extra. extra! extras shouldn't stand out. you all know the term, right? stop explaining. the extras should come by 5 a.m. i'll do valve as in gas valve. valve...
don't be ridiculous! if i don't pay, you'll kill the crown prince? you scum! i already know your plan! voice phishing. he's the funny one! beat him! what a relief. i have one more. i'll do dish. - dish? / - yes.
dish... no matter where i look, you are my love, my queen. my only treasure that doesn't exist anywhere else in the world. limited edition. keep beating this man!
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